Going Out with a (C)literal Bang

2022 was a year. I don't remember most of it because not much has happened. Our maybe life has gotten too monotonous and my life is lacking spontaneity. Which is why I was particularly excited about New Year's Eve. 

I got to check something off my New Year's Eve bucket list when I lived through my professor fantasy at the Hilton in Union Square last night. I didn't necessarily "go out with a bang" because, unfortunately, I was forced to rearrange my room due to a leak (it had rained so much the the water managed to seep through my walls, damaging my Abby Road album)! Perfect timing, too, because my mini projector was finally here) . My spoonie-ass fell asleep at 11:30pm. I was sooooooo tired and I had 100 mg of THC in the form of a brownie and I was out!

Due to the cleaning and rearranging hours before my night with Daddy Dean Lawyer (I got there around 7 because he prepped the room for me ♡⁠). I was exhausted and didn't even make it to midnight. Silver linings do exist though because I found my gold ring that my family has given me shit for “slipping out of my skinny, chicken fingers!” They thought I was reckless because, 1) they think I don't care about the stuff they give me, and 2) they don't see the change in my lifestyle to live peacefully amongst this inaccessible country. 

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I finally got to live my fantasy of staying at a fancy hotel with a Professor of a law, technically Dean (⁠✿⁠ ⁠♡⁠‿⁠♡⁠). An escort, if you will. Go sub to my Onlyfans if you want to see what we were up to…